A Good Relationship
Exterior: A Good Relationship is based on trust and communication
Interior: We do not seem to have much of either at the moment.
A Fairytale Relationship
Exterior: When we were together, life was like a fairytale!
Interior: One with red-hot iron shoes and maiming.
Pyrrhic Victory
Exterior: Congratulations! You've won the argument!
Interior: You now also know what a Pyrrhic victory looks like!
I started a product line of sorts on Cafe Press: Break up cards, for when you want to get the last word but don't actually want to talk to the other person.
