Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Dork Sarcasm: Break Up Cards

A Good Relationship

Exterior: A Good Relationship is based on trust and communication

Interior: We do not seem to have much of either at the moment.

A Fairytale Relationship

Exterior: When we were together, life was like a fairytale!

Interior: One with red-hot iron shoes and maiming.

Pyrrhic Victory

Exterior: Congratulations! You've won the argument!

Interior: You now also know what a Pyrrhic victory looks like!

I started a product line of sorts on Cafe Press: Break up cards, for when you want to get the last word but don't actually want to talk to the other person.